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Super Kamla gives car-care tips

Trinidad and Tobago’s electorate dumped a Project Manager two years ago. Now, it arguably has a Pseudo Mechanic.

Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar added salt to the wounds of motorists, reeling over a 44 percent increase in premium gas prices, by suggesting that they use super instead.

Photo: Trinidad and Tobago Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar.
Photo: Trinidad and Tobago Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar.

“I am (…) advised that some people use premium but they do not have to,” the PM told the Trinidad Express by phone.

The PM’s trademark “I was advised…” opening now heads a queue of cringe-inspiring introductions that include: “With all due respect…” “Don’t take this the wrong way…” “I wasn’t going to say anything but…”

Mr Live Wire hopes that Persad-Bissessar’s car-care tips do not go down as well as Marie Antoinette’s dietary advice during the French Revolution. At least cakes are yummy.

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  1. This is hillarious.