Life’s a beach for dodgy cop

The policeman alleged to have pawned a stolen gold chain has been transferred with immediate effect from Valencia to the Mayaro Police Station.

Wired868 cannot confirm that the Police Service got the idea from the Vatican or that Mayaro is now considered Trinidad and Tobago’s answer to Siberia.

The Anti-Corruption body, according to the Trinidad Guardian, completed its investigation into the chain and will consult the DPP later this week with a view to pressing no charges. No rush, apparently, to deal with the beached officer.

Wired868 cannot confirm that the policeman is wondering what he has to steal for a government post.

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