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It. Just. Got. Real.
The 48-year-old Mahase Kanhai, who, curiously, claims to have been a doubles vendor for the past 35 years, will be remembered for throwing the first blow.
“It was $4 but we had no choice but to increase the price (to $5),” Kanhai told the Trinidad Guardian. “We added the cost of everything and with the passing of the budget… Gas gone up so everything will also go up soon.”
It was the combination of simplistic economics and ruthless capitalism that has characterised local “businessmen” for time immemorial.
Kanhai’s reasoning was as sound as Jack Warner’s when, as Minister of Works and Transport, he gave Cabinet a quotation of $10,189,155 to tow a firetruck from a 60-foot trench in Blanchisseuse and eventually settled on a $6.8 million bill.
And Kanhai was on superior ground to Adolphus Daniel, who insisted he deserved and would hold on to a $34 million payment from Life Sport for a teaching job that never started.
But, if Trinidad and Tobago has its way, it will be Kanhai who is hung, quartered and audited by Friday night.
Of course, even at $5, doubles remains the cheapest way to simultaneously satisfy your appetite and clog your arteries in this country. But it is the principle of the thing.
And when Trinis suddenly start talking about “principled stands”, Mr Live Wire does bounce his car starter one time.
(Copyright Trinidad Guardian)
There was no principled stance against Movie Towne, although they tore down the mangrove to erect it. None against TV6 for its shameful broadcast of ex-National Security Minister Martin Joseph’s lifeless body.
And no boycotts of Centre of Excellence although—despite building the venue with FIFA, CONCACAF and TTFA money—the facility manager refused to let one of the most gifted Trinidad and Tobago National Under-17 football teams in recent memory train there, two years ago.
But let them only hold Kanhai! Who tell him not to have an expensive suit and a university degree, whether fake or otherwise, before he spoke his nonsense!
The rallying cries for the “Battle of the Barra”—copyright 868-er Vernal Cadogan—or, according to Kala Ramnath, #channaspring have so far been of debatable substance.
One poster suggested that Trinis buy fruit instead, as they are cheaper and healthier.
Will Trinis be asking for a beer and a banana on Friday night at the Dial?
Live Wire won’t bet on it. First, fruit has always been cheaper than doubles. Second, anyone who thinks Trinidadians are looking for healthy eating options should probably get out more.
Another person suggested that people fried an egg instead. Someone else said make a sandwich.
If Kanhai was on Facebook this morning, he would have been laughing his head off.
“I shoulda hit them for 6, yes,” he may have muttered to himself.
Even more posters urged Inland Revenue to descend on doubles vendors immediately. But then there is more than a passing chance that increased taxes would also be passed on the customers.
Just like Kanhai is happy to relay the increased Budget-related costs that have not even taken hold yet.
But that does not mean it is smooth sailing for Kanhai and his “barra brothers.” Not by a long shot.
Somewhere in Trinidad, a super-sized Zorro with a ponytail and a cutlass is probably pulling on black gloves and listening to the theme music of “The Equaliser” with a crazy gleam in his eye.
Desperate times call for desperate measures and who knows what a disenfranchised people might resort to.
If you still want to have a $4 doubles this weekend, Live Wire has two words to whisper to your vendor of choice that are bound to scare him straight:
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yes but same principle…goods and services eg. made of copper. Producers will look at the futures market to determine pricing.
How stocks and commodities are priced cannot be compared to how goods and services are priced. Smh
Bread raise, no problem. Flow deleted channels, no problem but the poor man try ah thing and now is a “battle”
But stock players and futures traders do that all the time with commodities. Part of the capitalist system.
and apart form that Sheila Rampersad…you raise your price because you expect raw materials will go up?! So this is an increase in anticipation?! Nah man….
Petrol gone up by 15% and doubles by a whole dollar. How that making sense?
NOOOOOOOO DOUBLES
Doubles could go to $20 I won’t be bothered…I don’t touch the stuff!
who can tell me the price of an orange, a portugal, a pommcethyre. a coconut? I am a fruitaholic and I am hurting., Lasana.
I liked this post and shared it.
Shame on you. I hope you either deep fry those fruits or drown them in salt and/or butter!
Love the fruits as well Jamela especially local fruits
at $5 an orange I could only watch on.
If you see an orange for $3 anywhere let me know.
Sure…
Thanks. I am a citrus freak.
I like all fruits ..probably kill for a mango
heh heh I may not kill but I can seriously maim….
$10 for a sugar apple in San Juan market.
I paid $20 for a ripe one last week..it was the best thing I ate for the year!
well, in my parlous state I can only watch and cry but have to admit, that is one fruit I will share reluctantly with my daughter. grind my teeth, mutter under my breath, listen to her whine about my eating most of it….
Something to really discuss:
Supermarkets Association president:
VAT DOWN BUT FOOD PRICES WILL INCREASE
President of the Supermarkets Association of T&T Dr Yunus Ibrahim says a 2.5 per cent reduction in Value Added Tax (VAT) can mean consumers will pay more for food.
In an interview yesterday, Ibrahim explained t Government plans to review the list of zero-rated items and apply VAT to many of them. VAT was removed from 7,000 items under the last government.
Once VAT is applied across the board, Ibrahim said, consumers could end up spending more as each customer’s VAT cost would depend on the goods in their baskets.
He added: “First and foremost, it depends on what they (Government) put back on the VAT list. Then it is the consumers’ choice to go in between the other items and buy it or not. They said they are reducing the zero-rated items and luxury items after review. They are going to increase the amount of items that are ‘vatable’ but decrease the rate of VAT.
“That itself is wonderful for electricity, water and other utilities because it is across the board but not as it applies to food. Remember your kilowatt rate an hour is not going up so your bill will come down but you are buying the same groceries.
“If you have 100 items in your basket now and 15 are ‘vatable,’ imagine if they increase that figure from 15 to 35. Obviously even at 12.5 per cent what comes out of your pocket is going to be more in VAT and the net figure.”
Ibrahim said consumers’ concern was whether the price of grocery items depended on whether the VAT reduction was passed onto them by the various suppliers.
Although the cost of some products were initially reduced when the former People’s Partnership government removed VAT from 7,000 items, he said inflation caused the prices to increase.
He added that T&T had a free market in terms of prices, saying the same items in a supermarket can cost more in other places.
“What we can say is that if it is passed on to us by suppliers in this fierce competitive supermarket environment that exists in Trinidad and Tobago, trust me it is going to be passed on to the consumer.
“The suppliers on the other hands are the ones who are at that mercy, not the supermarkets. We are a free market here. You will buy a juice that would be $2 more in a pharmacy, it is up to your where you buy it,” Ibrahim said.
During Monday’s 2016 Budget presentation, Finance Minister Colm Imbert proposed to decrease VAT from 15 per cent to 12.5 per cent.
This would be done in tandem with reviewing and adjusting VAT exemptions and zero-rated items which, he sai., were associated with non-essential items and were not critically important to citizens’ livelihoods and basic cost of living. Together, he said, that was expected to yield $4 billion in tax revenue.’
GUARDIAN.
Two paragraphs in, I thought that was satire yes. I thought: “damn, this guy is good…”
Trini businessmen. Nothing raised yet but he lucking to buss price on we.
Not that there might not be some truths in there too.
Baffle the peasants with BS.
Another great one Lasana, with just a little pepper. By the dial indeed 😉
And thanks for not talking about the long hand of “race” in every Trini action and reaction…because that would be stating the obvious.
I’m only now beginning to hear some of the doubles-gate conspiracies. I find them very unsanitary myself.
Yet, oddly, they seem to be pretty damn tasty! Lol
Hahahahaha
One of my favorite dishes in Jamaica is delicious roasted provisions at the side of the road in May Pen. Haven’t seen it sold like that locally yet because Trinis from all walks of life are too busy conspiring and lining up at fast food franchises for products that are getting cheaper and cheaper. *And the Colonel winks*
LMFAO real jones oui, the thing is this morning I got my doubles (in south) for $4 (Y) lol
Hahahhahaha
nice piece Lasana
What happens to the small man has never made a millionaire tremble since the first dollar bill was printed.
So I don’t share the belief that going after the doubles man will somehow get politicians and business sharks to fall in line eh.
This is a boss piece, Lasana Liburd.
Thanks Sheila! 🙂
Boss is burgers tho :-/ Lol
You on a currants roll today, pardna.
But seriously though… I hope the Acting Police Commissioner was proactive and has a surveillance team outside Shane Gopeesingh house eh!!
Is there a doubles vendors assoc? All vendors raise the price or just one? Plenty doubles not worth the paper they are served on so until I determine that MY vendor has raised MY doubles, I holding on.
Lol. Comrade Sheila Rampersad, where is your appreciation for the collective good? Hahaha. Kidding!
I eat singles lol
And we will pay $10 for doubles during all inclusive and carnival
#channaspring
🙂 Nice one Kala Ramnath!
*dis one will go de way of de coup party* my Jamaican friends are right: Trinis cyah stick to any principle for too long. Let de channa fetes commence 🙂
Bwahahahaha
“It was the combination of simplistic economics and ruthless capitalism that has characterised local “businessmen” for time immemorial.” This is the new classic line
There is also a united supermarket chain of dividers, hit the pop where it hurts most, if you travel to the south, you will see the food prices differ, its much cheaper, its a hit below the belt for those who dont want to jump on ship, its careful organised and orchestrated in a timely manner, its been happening for a while, but citizens are not paying attention.
Everything is more expensive in tong PC, maybe you should ask why
Phillip, Carnival is different to Bara, you know trini mad at carnival time, dont bother me none, ha ha, you going to get yourself in chubble with that one.
???
Try stopping carnival and you will see!
Lasana I hear you, but look and think deeper, its not about the Bara…most likely
You mean think this is a sort of united stance by the vendors? And not just typical Trini “business ethics?”
hmm! you cracking! lol!
Are you one of those Pc?
I am still shocked that doubles is even $4TTDs lol! Like really?
Bago Man, a must read. The battle of the ‘barrah’ !!!
its a good opportunity to put collective power in action. If successful, it’s a good warning to gov’ts and politicians that people will mobilize…very powerful.
I just find it bizarre that we we really get our Arab Spring, as Vernal Damion Cadogan suggested, over doubles.
After everything the country has been through, would barra really be what causes a unified stance?
I’m skeptical. But let’s see.
Lasana Liburd, Channa Spring.
Hahahaha. Good one Kala Ramnath!
I’m sure all of our great heroes, CLR, Eric, JJ Thomas, George Padmore Buzz Butler looking down from above would be rather impressed 🙂
It’s a start. let the gov’t know we are watching and will act!
Lol Kala!
Well, the issue is not ‘doubles’..doubles has been raised before…there’s a context in which all of this is occurring, which cannot be ignored. There’s an ‘accountability’ factor at play, at least for me.
Dem probably patting each others’ wings and saying, yeh, boi, it was well worth it.
Yes, Richard. There is a good reason to critique the whole inflation thing. But surely the hardwukking doubles man raising he product by a dollar is akin to calling out de wabines when the big business groupers done planning dem whopping bite. Dis revo needs to be organised. Not only televised, to paraphrase Gil Scott Heron.
Hey. If Trinis decided to identify wrongs and move collectively for the good of the consumer then sign me up. I’ve been saying that for years.
I just think the “Barra Brothers” are the least of our concerns to be honest.
Flipping Ish cutting ribbon, Daniell bank $34 million… It is hard to draw me on this considering what we have endured recently yes. I’m in a dark place. Lol
You need to brighten up wid a slight doubles, there. LL.
If I were a doubles man I would be feeling a bit, er, ‘slighted’ by the tone of this debate. Why me and mih barras, eh. Ah giving allyuh breakfast everyday, and dis is what i get eh. The small man entrepreneur really is the least of our concerns.Big Sharks control tings. Let’s plan a boycott of them instead.
Kala, you’re on a roll like channa with those puns!
You start small first…then you go big 🙂
That’s when the ‘big’ will pay attention.
Lasana Liburd as the proud daughter of a doubles lady who used to wake up at 2am to knead the flour and cook de channa wid firewood, and be out in front a Skinner Park by 6am Carnival Monday and Tuesday ah tink ah have rights here 🙂
Zen, when has what happened to the small man ever made a millionaire tremble?
In trinidad you asking? or world wide? caue if is trini, it’s a mindest we dont have, like you said
Lasana Liburd I hope this gov’t goes after Daniell
We did it recently with a grocery store playing politics, he bawl like a cow, and disassociated himself from the dirty ads
Its ALL about “Country” who dont want to stand up for our country, boycott, talk done.
Lasana??? The ending Hahahaha yea and Kanhai and his partners could keep their doubles
Isn’t passing the buck a quintessential Trini past time? If you cut Kanhai, he bleeds red, black and white yes.
It is a whole mindset we have to change not the price of doubles.
Still too much grease even if home made. Well Kanhai forcing us to eat healthy.
Ah go use olive oil..dat healthy 🙂
Make it yourselves, be patriots
No trini eh like doubles more than me. I DONE! Ah makin meh own from Sunday. 🙂
Tell me where your favourite doubles vendor is so I can look out for you! Lol
lol.. yea rite..lol
I dunno bout other people by my outrage is because of the REAL reason he raised his price..
What’s that Nicole? You mean it’s a really a doubles-gate on the down low?! ??
yesssssssss!!!!!!! hahahahaaaa
Hahaha. Tastiest conspiracy yet!
Cook your own food, its simple and exciting, make your own sauces, put the Shadow Beni with pepper etc in the Blender, get your own tamarind, it may taste even better, simple..
Good one Lasana. I am truly of the eat more fruit and less junk food variety. Lest we forget, KFC seems to make most of its Caribbean if not latin American profits in the land of sudden boycotts and new fangled healthy eating principles. A nation happy to cruise in overpriced cars to overrated ‘posh’ watering holes and restaurants where we spend too much cash, when we anti-colonial folks are keeping plantation origin southern confederate gent, Col Sanders and his shareholder crew smiling 24/7/365. Hypocrisy much…
Haha!
In a rash outbreak of patriotism and good governance here, I hereby reccommend we boycott banks, Massy (all that overpriced imported stuff that’s not good for us anyway), Carnival (all those imported and overpriced sequins and feathers masquerading as costumes), feel free to add to the list. A good dose of patriotism, definitely. We better start by raising chickens to get meat and collect dem feathers. How patriotic is dat, eh.
Patriotism, good governance and Principle. Good idea
Onward wid de Doubles Revo 🙂
Only if you want it to Candice, only if you want it to!
Every thing in this country is a nine days story, no matter how horrified or angry people get
Well its up to us to change that, what can we do about it? I tell you social media is a great avenue Twitter etc, we need to start using these tools for what they were designed for, we also have e mail we can flood the inboxes of our elected MP’s with our complaints or compliments when they do something worthy. Let’s do this let’s make a change in our mindset Candice Brathwaite! #TheTimeForChangeIsNow!
Well yes! Shane Gopeesingh! This uproar will soon die just like that story and every will be acting normal
Great piece Lasana. Shaking in my boots at the thought of bouncing up Shane Gopeesingh at a $5.00 doubles vendor. Lol.
If the boy had anger issues when it was $4, one can only imagine what weapon would be drawn & used on the elderly at a $5 doubles with slite.
Again I will post This!
Here is my recipe for Trinidad Doubles
(adapted from a recipe in the Naparima Girls’ High School Cookbook)
INGREDIENTS:
Bara:
2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
1 teaspoon curry powder
1 teaspoon gheera (cumin)
1/2 tsp ground pepper
1 teaspoon yeast
1/3 cup warm water
1/4 tsp sugar
Oil for frying
Filling (Curried Channa):
1 14 oz channa, tinned
1 tablespoon curry powder
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 onion, sliced
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 tsp ground geera (cumin)
1 tsp Pepper sauce
2 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
Trinidad Doubles
METHOD:
1. In a large bowl combine the flour, salt, curry powder and gheera.
2. In a separate small bowl place the warm water, sugar and yeast and set to sponge for 5 minutes.
3. To the flour, add the yeast mixture and enough water to make a slightly firm dough.
4. Mix well, cover with a damp cloth and allow to rise for 1 1/2 hours.
5. For the filling, heat the oil in a heavy skillet, add onion, garlic and 1 heaped tablespoon of curry powder mixed with 1/4 cup water.
6. Sauté for a few minutes.
7. Add the channa, stir to coat well and cook for five minutes.
8. Add 1 cup water, gheera, salt and pepper; cover, lower heat and simmer until the peas are very soft (20-30 minutes).
9. When the channa is finished it should be moist and soft.
10. Add pepper sauce and season to taste with additional salt if desired.
11. For the bara: The dough should be punched down and allowed to sit for 10 to 15 minutes.
12. To shape the bara, take 1 tablespoon of the dough and flatten to a round, 4 or 5 inches in diameter.
NOTE: Pay particular attention to how thin, flat, and oily/sticky these rounds are. If your rounds are thicker, dryer or heavier than this they will -not- come out with the right texture
13. Use oil to moisten palms of your hands so that the dough won’t stick to them
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14. Fry the baras in hot oil until puffy (about 15 seconds per side), turn once and drain on kitchen paper
15. When all are cooked, fill with channa by placing a heaping tablespoon of the cooked filling on each bara, covering with another to form a sandwich.
Trinidad Doubles
Makes 6 servings
I rather pay de damn $500 than read all dat!
Tell me where your doubles cart will be! Lol. Trinis could fry their own chicken too if they wanted to. 🙂
Lasana Liburd I live in Alberta Canada there is no cart here so if I want to eat a doubles I make my own which is not often, but I will say this when I visit T&T which is often these days I never buy any for any of those street vendors after reading some of the stories about sanitation in the food industry in T&T.
Unsanitary conditions make for tasty doubles! LOL
You can keep that Vernal Damion Cadogan!
Hahaha. Vernal Damion Cadogan’s recipe sounds more authentic! ???
That is why you all need more hospitals in the country!
Lol that plot twist at the end tho….haha
“Gas gone up so everything will also go up soon.” They are, as we say, taking in front.
If passing the buck was an Olympic sport, Trinis would be golden! 🙂
Hahahahaha! ? ? #weakments
Called to the Barra.
Lol
I though you bounced yuh car yes…lol
Principled to say the least…never mind the banks digging everyone’s eyes out too…coincides well with Jamela Khan’s post
Stupes!
At the end of it all, the lower income people must be better off… that’s all for me – yuh hear me Keith!
If yuh over 30 and still buying doubles more than three or four times a year yuh have bigger problems than a price increase.
Mr Liburd’, excellent article. Great work. Many thanks.