Express blowjob stuns readers

The Trinidad Express delivered a telling blow to good taste this morning with a salacious photograph of a man of Indian descent, with both hands on his waist, blowing into a policewoman’s instrument.

The Express, weakly, sought to soften the impact with the euphemistic term “breathalyser” but it is uncertain that this lowered the pulses of surprised readers.

Worse, despite no clear proof about the identity of the photographed gentleman, Collin Partap, the former Minister in the Ministry of National Security, was named several times.

Photo: Mr Live Wire’s dog was first to the morning papers and has been in an odd mood every since.

Wired868 is of the firm belief that when a possibly intoxicated gentleman meets a policewoman with a blowing device, photographic evidence is overkill.

Last week, the British dailies spared its readers the sight of Prince Harry’s “crown jewels.” Express readers who witnessed a “blow job” that may or may not have been delivered by a PP Minister were not so lucky.

 

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  1. lol Mr. Live Wire, you are hilarious!

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