LiveWire chronicles: It wasn’t she neither? That is madness…

Mr Live Wire tried to hold his tongue; but this is real mad people thing:

Madness is when a man resembling Anil Roberts find out a woman resembling his wife is a bigger porn star than him, and when after all his dotish talk about ‘it wasn’t me’, he realise karma worse than Kamla;

Photo: Dancehall star Shaggy distances himself from the former Sport Minister.
Photo: Dancehall star Shaggy distances himself from the former Sport Minister.

Madness is when you gone through after two pull and you realise your wife could pull bull like a PH taxi driver;

Madness is when the women’s team play a football match and everybody from the TTFA to Benjai get a big cheque and MovieTowne charge $40 a head for parking space, but then people vex cause the footballers want to pay some bills too;

Madness is when the TTFA president hear that two of his employees allegedly masterminded a $400,000 con job in the Hyatt car park; and he ask the same two employees to find out if it’s true;

Madness is when that same TTFA president is the PNM’s treasurer although he faster see a La Diablesse than an independent auditor;

Madness is when people asking police for update on the $.4 million TTFA scam after two months and the lawmen ent interview witnesses yet for Jack Warner’s bribery service in the Hyatt board room, three years ago;

Madness is when all the big money crime going down in the Hyatt not Laventille, and Tanty Kamla ent label there a ‘hotspot’ yet;

Madness is when the PP would spend $55 million for Pastor Samuel and Pastor Cuffie and them to hold church services but wouldn’t spend that half that money to give the FIU, the Integrity Commission, the DPP and the Auditor General some independent investigators;

Madness is when pastors always telling you to be careful of wolves in sheep’s clothing but don’t find anything strange when Sat Maharaj ent say a peep about them getting millions in taxpayers’ money;

Madness is when the National Security Minister vows to go house to house to crackdown on illegal immigrants all around the country but he ent rounds up his parang side to find Dana Seetahal’s murderer yet;

Photo: National Photo: National Security Minister Gary Griffith. (Courtesy Ministry of National Security)
Photo: National Photo: National Security Minister Gary Griffith.
(Courtesy Ministry of National Security)

Madness is when Mr Live Wire hear most of the illegal immigrants he talking about working security for his firm and yet the media ent ask him if is an evacuation or a recruitment drive he doing in truth;

Madness is when the National Security Ministry trying to placate tourists, Tourism trying to fund sport, Sport funding gangsters, and the Prime Minister telling us on the TV that this is what performance looks like;

Madness is when you on a hunger strike and Christmas coming and you hear the ham and turkey in the deep-freeze already;

Madness is when Trinis rather jump up with Ebola than miss Carnival;

Madness is when the only person in Trinidad and Tobago who understands the police is Rajaee Ali, and you quicker find Kublalsingh in Scrunter’s Pork Dance than see ‘Mr Big’ in High Court;

Madness is when you too young and stupid to realise that the saying ‘chop in water doh leave mark’ is no longer valid when you videotape yourself splashing in other people’s tub;

Madness is when you wanted to run a political party and you used to spar with big boys like Patos and Prakash and Keithos and now you rolling around in the gutter with a boat party DJ!

 

Editor’s Note: Read Mr Live Wire’s previous rant more about madness HERE. Or click to HERE for his lecture on shame.

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124 comments


  1. Warning: Undefined variable $userid in /www/wired868_759/public/wp-content/plugins/user-photo/user-photo.php on line 114

    An look like he now pull a kush in DAT pic

  2. good season for Kaisoians. plenty to sing about.

  3. Is it me or everytime I see he he looking high

  4. Serious bizniss wid a nice slant

  5. Enjoyed every sec of it; funny how we take serious ting & laff it off. On a serious note, when we do, & eye do 2– most of D time, we diminish D seriousness. But Jah knows we need the sense of humor as it is who we IS.

  6. Lawd Lasana !! You ent easy nah! But ah love eeet!!

  7. aye..dis come 1st…2nd and 3rd eh…..take d trophy…d medal and d cash prize!!! I had to read it in installments…mih belly was hard from laughin!!!!!…had to stop in d middle and start again

  8. sounds like a particularly odious movie script…

  9. ::Shakes yuh hand::

  10. Take ah lissen and see why it cya be he/she. Lol
    Horn Agreement … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x7bkXKzCQY

  11. How he eye buds up so like he pull a hard cush lol

  12. Josh Surtees, bet you wished you were still here

  13. I would like to object to not attaching said vid so we can see for ourselves.

  14. And what does any of this even have to do with this post?

    I mean I am not even reading what it is about Lasana’s piece that you object to.

    This is classic trolling!

  15. To which “biases” do you refer and how did you come to your conclusion?

  16. me too–especially how people are blind to their own biases

  17. Had I been an executive at a major media house o would have welcomed the legal action as a defender freedom of the press, instead they retreated and cowered!

  18. The reptile ad was satire?
    Yo everyday I am reminded of how special a people we choose to be.
    Short bus special eh!

  19. Smh… Like Anil really going to take them to court and convince the Judge that an inconvenient truth is libelous. It is one of those farcical moments where Mr Live Wire’s slant is helpful I think.

  20. Had it not happened I would not have believed it possible.

  21. here comes the wild man just look at that face smoke ah weed

  22. Lol… Thing to make you laugh and cry all at once.

  23. All d lines good…two dat kill meh
    Madness is when a man resembling Anil Roberts find out a woman resembling his wife is a bigger porn star than him, and when after all his dotish talk about ‘it wasn’t me’, he realise karma worse than Kamla;

    Madness is when the National Security Ministry trying to placate tourists, Tourism trying to fund sport, Sport funding gangsters, and the Prime Minister telling us on the TV that this is what performance looks like;

    Nah…is tree eh….
    Madness is when you wanted to run a political party and you used to spar with big boys like Patos and Prakash and Keithos and now you rolling around in the gutter with a boat party DJ!

  24. Lasana Liburd keep on writing. I’m reading. Maybe you should work for the Onion:-) LOL!

  25. lol..pretty much the response i expected…

  26. Thanks for that comparison Darryn. It tells me all I need to know.

  27. oh its satire…i love satire…i just figured since you kicked up a fuss about that kublalsingh reptile ad..you weren’t big on satire ..but i guess you’re only a fan of satire when it suits you

  28. Satire uses exaggeration as a tool Darryn. A “woman resembling his wife” was starring in a pornographic clip right? Still, thanks for the feedback.

  29. Anils wife is a “porn star”..really?…calling her that is no different than the slut shaming antics of the DJ …

  30. Is real madness with all this madness!

  31. Hahaha. True. The media got the old: Who yuh believe?! Me or yuh lying eyes?!

  32. it wasnt me and it wasnt she.. he write shaggy song for him lol

  33. Excellent satire, but I’ll refrain from telling you how much I enjoyed it for fear of being named in any pre action protocol thing. I find a lot of legal letters seem to be flying around the place these days. “Keeel dee messenger!!!” – seems to be the battle call nowadays.

  34. Madness is FIFA keeping these people in Office.

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