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Madder than dat: Mr Live Wire goes off

You want to hear madness? Since comedian Learie Joseph is probably too busy to take requests, Mr Live Wire will oblige:

Madness is… when you crash your car after being distracted by an electronic billboard; only to realise it was a video ad from an insurance company

Madness is… when banks ask for multiple forms of ID, put your money on hold and limit how much you can spend to protect themselves from their own customers; and then put over $17 million in an unsecured bread van for bandits to hold up.

Photo: Comedian Learie Joseph reacts to news that Mr Live Wire is trying on one of his sketches.
Photo: Comedian Learie Joseph reacts to news that Mr Live Wire is trying on one of his sketches.

Madness is… when the MATT president, who is a Trinidad Guardian freelancer, puts a Trinidad Guardian columnist to investigate the body’s prior unholy link with the Trinidad Guardian; and then produces a report with recommendations but no findings.

Madness is… when the national football team coaches haven’t been paid in over a year and sleep in the airport on a European tour; and the TTFA president and general secretary travel first class to cheer them on.

Madness is… when thousands of football fans buy thousands of Native Spirit tee-shirts to support stricken “Soca Warrior” Akeem Adams; and Native Spirit spends about as much money renting linx machines, chairs and paying staff to sell tee-shirts than it does on Adams.

Madness is… when the Sport Minister penalises sporting bodies for a lack of accountability and transparency; but then makes the taxpayer-funded Elite Athlete Assistance Programme (EAAP) secret while he and his Permanent Secretary both coach athletes on the same list.

Photo: Sport Minister Anil Roberts.
Photo: Sport Minister Anil Roberts.

Madness is… when the Sport Minister spends millions on Spirit of Sport award ceremonies and over $180,000 on the funeral of a constituent; but can’t find a few hundred thousand dollars to send 13 national athletes and seven officials to the 2013 Pan American Junior Championships.

Madness is… when the National Security Minister asks people to contact him directly with information on crime because he is more trustworthy than the police; at the same time that the police are investigating him for a possible crime.

Madness is… when Parliament is run just about as efficiently as mock reality show, The Office; and, just like character Creed Bratton, Emmanuel George manages to land a job for life despite no one really knowing what he does.

Photo: No, seriously George... I mean Creed. What do you do around here?
Photo: No, seriously George… I mean Creed. What do you do around here?

Madness is… when the Prime Minister calls the Opposition Leader a hypocrite for wearing a kurta at a Divali function; but then turns up at Nelson Mandela’s funeral dressed in African garb.

Madness is… when the Opposition Leader criticises the Prime Minister’s lavish and reckless use of Caribbean Airlines’ planes for every trip she makes; except the one that he was on.

Madness is… when you waiting for the Government to construct a complex, unprecedented bill that allows for the recall of non-performing MPs; and they can’t even manage one to recall pitbulls and rottweilers.

Madness is… when Mr Live Wire’s significant other finds out he hasn’t finished his Christmas chores yet.

Happy holidays to Wired868 readers!

About Mr. Live Wire

Mr. Live Wire
Mr. Live Wire is an avid news reader who translates media reports for persons who can handle the truth. And satire. Unlike Jack Nicholson, he rarely yells.

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  1. Nice take Enjoyed it mucho

  2. Wonderful piece always enjoy your articles…have a blessed Christmas

  3. I have followed/read most of your articles this year … such wonderful talent, courage and commitment. Thank you and very best wishes for 2014. Merry Christmas.

  4. LL,
    Madness is…when you write a most perspicacious satirical piece on the year that is breathing its last and completely omit to mention the Speaker’s EMBA for which he applied on the Parliament’s letterhead.

    And madness is also… when you mistake high-class humour for insanity.

    Merry Christmas