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LiveWire chronicles: It wasn’t she neither? That is madness…

Mr Live Wire tried to hold his tongue; but this is real mad people thing:

Madness is when a man resembling Anil Roberts find out a woman resembling his wife is a bigger porn star than him, and when after all his dotish talk about ‘it wasn’t me’, he realise karma worse than Kamla;

Photo: Dancehall star Shaggy distances himself from the former Sport Minister.
Photo: Dancehall star Shaggy distances himself from the former Sport Minister.

Madness is when you gone through after two pull and you realise your wife could pull bull like a PH taxi driver;

Madness is when the women’s team play a football match and everybody from the TTFA to Benjai get a big cheque and MovieTowne charge $40 a head for parking space, but then people vex cause the footballers want to pay some bills too;

Madness is when the TTFA president hear that two of his employees allegedly masterminded a $400,000 con job in the Hyatt car park; and he ask the same two employees to find out if it’s true;

Madness is when that same TTFA president is the PNM’s treasurer although he faster see a La Diablesse than an independent auditor;

Madness is when people asking police for update on the $.4 million TTFA scam after two months and the lawmen ent interview witnesses yet for Jack Warner’s bribery service in the Hyatt board room, three years ago;

Madness is when all the big money crime going down in the Hyatt not Laventille, and Tanty Kamla ent label there a ‘hotspot’ yet;

Madness is when the PP would spend $55 million for Pastor Samuel and Pastor Cuffie and them to hold church services but wouldn’t spend that half that money to give the FIU, the Integrity Commission, the DPP and the Auditor General some independent investigators;

Madness is when pastors always telling you to be careful of wolves in sheep’s clothing but don’t find anything strange when Sat Maharaj ent say a peep about them getting millions in taxpayers’ money;

Madness is when the National Security Minister vows to go house to house to crackdown on illegal immigrants all around the country but he ent rounds up his parang side to find Dana Seetahal’s murderer yet;

Photo: National Photo: National Security Minister Gary Griffith. (Courtesy Ministry of National Security)
Photo: National Photo: National Security Minister Gary Griffith.
(Courtesy Ministry of National Security)

Madness is when Mr Live Wire hear most of the illegal immigrants he talking about working security for his firm and yet the media ent ask him if is an evacuation or a recruitment drive he doing in truth;

Madness is when the National Security Ministry trying to placate tourists, Tourism trying to fund sport, Sport funding gangsters, and the Prime Minister telling us on the TV that this is what performance looks like;

Madness is when you on a hunger strike and Christmas coming and you hear the ham and turkey in the deep-freeze already;

Madness is when Trinis rather jump up with Ebola than miss Carnival;

Madness is when the only person in Trinidad and Tobago who understands the police is Rajaee Ali, and you quicker find Kublalsingh in Scrunter’s Pork Dance than see ‘Mr Big’ in High Court;

Madness is when you too young and stupid to realise that the saying ‘chop in water doh leave mark’ is no longer valid when you videotape yourself splashing in other people’s tub;

Madness is when you wanted to run a political party and you used to spar with big boys like Patos and Prakash and Keithos and now you rolling around in the gutter with a boat party DJ!

 

Editor’s Note: Read Mr Live Wire’s previous rant more about madness HERE. Or click to HERE for his lecture on shame.

About Mr. Live Wire

Mr. Live Wire
Mr. Live Wire is an avid news reader who translates media reports for persons who can handle the truth. And satire. Unlike Jack Nicholson, he rarely yells.

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124 comments

  1. that’s serious shit

  2. Gaiven Clairmont

    Loved it, loved it, loved it!!!

  3. Too puffs will make it alright anil

  4. Lol hahahah u should get some kind of award for journalist or writer of the year

  5. I was waiting for him to say it wasnt her!

  6. he said he is very soft, he better toughen up because where he is going they like them soft..

  7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. HE RELLY LOOK LIKE HE MAD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  9. An look like he now pull a kush in DAT pic

  10. good season for Kaisoians. plenty to sing about.

  11. Is it me or everytime I see he he looking high

  12. Serious bizniss wid a nice slant

  13. Enjoyed every sec of it; funny how we take serious ting & laff it off. On a serious note, when we do, & eye do 2– most of D time, we diminish D seriousness. But Jah knows we need the sense of humor as it is who we IS.

  14. Lawd Lasana !! You ent easy nah! But ah love eeet!!

  15. aye..dis come 1st…2nd and 3rd eh…..take d trophy…d medal and d cash prize!!! I had to read it in installments…mih belly was hard from laughin!!!!!…had to stop in d middle and start again

  16. sounds like a particularly odious movie script…

  17. ::Shakes yuh hand::

  18. Take ah lissen and see why it cya be he/she. Lol
    Horn Agreement … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x7bkXKzCQY

  19. How he eye buds up so like he pull a hard cush lol

  20. Josh Surtees, bet you wished you were still here

  21. I would like to object to not attaching said vid so we can see for ourselves.

  22. And what does any of this even have to do with this post?

    I mean I am not even reading what it is about Lasana’s piece that you object to.

    This is classic trolling!

  23. To which “biases” do you refer and how did you come to your conclusion?

  24. me too–especially how people are blind to their own biases

  25. Had I been an executive at a major media house o would have welcomed the legal action as a defender freedom of the press, instead they retreated and cowered!

  26. The reptile ad was satire?
    Yo everyday I am reminded of how special a people we choose to be.
    Short bus special eh!

  27. Smh… Like Anil really going to take them to court and convince the Judge that an inconvenient truth is libelous. It is one of those farcical moments where Mr Live Wire’s slant is helpful I think.

  28. Had it not happened I would not have believed it possible.

  29. here comes the wild man just look at that face smoke ah weed

  30. Lol… Thing to make you laugh and cry all at once.

  31. All d lines good…two dat kill meh
    Madness is when a man resembling Anil Roberts find out a woman resembling his wife is a bigger porn star than him, and when after all his dotish talk about ‘it wasn’t me’, he realise karma worse than Kamla;

    Madness is when the National Security Ministry trying to placate tourists, Tourism trying to fund sport, Sport funding gangsters, and the Prime Minister telling us on the TV that this is what performance looks like;

    Nah…is tree eh….
    Madness is when you wanted to run a political party and you used to spar with big boys like Patos and Prakash and Keithos and now you rolling around in the gutter with a boat party DJ!

  32. Lasana Liburd keep on writing. I’m reading. Maybe you should work for the Onion:-) LOL!

  33. lol..pretty much the response i expected…

  34. Thanks for that comparison Darryn. It tells me all I need to know.

  35. oh its satire…i love satire…i just figured since you kicked up a fuss about that kublalsingh reptile ad..you weren’t big on satire ..but i guess you’re only a fan of satire when it suits you

  36. Satire uses exaggeration as a tool Darryn. A “woman resembling his wife” was starring in a pornographic clip right? Still, thanks for the feedback.

  37. Anils wife is a “porn star”..really?…calling her that is no different than the slut shaming antics of the DJ …

  38. Is real madness with all this madness!

  39. Hahaha. True. The media got the old: Who yuh believe?! Me or yuh lying eyes?!

  40. it wasnt me and it wasnt she.. he write shaggy song for him lol

  41. Love this, a genius surely wrote this.

  42. Excellent satire, but I’ll refrain from telling you how much I enjoyed it for fear of being named in any pre action protocol thing. I find a lot of legal letters seem to be flying around the place these days. “Keeel dee messenger!!!” – seems to be the battle call nowadays.

  43. Madness is FIFA keeping these people in Office.

  44. Bess article!!!! On point!!!! Pulling more bul than a PH taxi Yes…..lmao!!!

  45. I could hear David Rudder now “This is not ah fete in here this is MADNESS.” “We mad, we mad, we mad, we mad, we mad, we mad, we more than mad.”

    The Republic of St. Ann’s. Not a “banana republic” but a “straight jacket republic.” The lot of them need to be committed and admitted.

    Steupsssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

  46. Jon Stewart ought to set up shop here. He’d NEVER run out of material.

  47. Hope you hav court clothes, ah goin tuh dust off meh hat wit d mantilla to wear tuh d come n support yuh…lol

  48. “Madness is when the TTFA president hear that two of his employees allegedly masterminded a $400,000 con job in the Hyatt car park; and he ask the same two employees to find out if it’s true;”

    I good! not reading after this.

  49. All in Ah nutshell ….great job!!!!

  50. His mums must be want to cut his arse for him

  51. Impressive…you should get an award for this article…well said!!!

  52. Lasana Liburd yuh out did yuhself with this one , lol SMH

  53. This one should be our pledge of allegiance Lasana Liburd.

    One of the occasions when I lost respect for Trinidad most was when Anil’s video dropped and he cowed an entire nation into not admitting publicly that it was him.
    After God’s creation of the eye man actually invented facial recognition technology, but we eh business with that!

  54. JUST LOOK AT THE EYES..HE IS NOT BEING TRUTHFUL

  55. We’re a bigger parody than the shows ‘Allo Allo’, ‘Are You Being Served’ and every Monty Python movie and TV show ever produced all put together. Which would be fine were we mostly all not willingly unwitting players in the production.

    The funniest part though is that had this been happening in America we would all have had no difficulty identifying the utter absurdity, voicing it loudly all over facebook!

  56. The real madness is that this article makes the WORLD OF SENSE. Hmmm what a ting.

  57. Raphael Riley.. Great article…loll

  58. Wow. Lasana Liburd, thanks for reminding us of the madness taking place in this country. Great piece

  59. BESSS!!!!! I luv it, yuh make me choke on mih coffee

  60. Well done….I thought i was only me who had these concerns

  61. Very funny!!!! But sadly so true!!!

  62. Madness is when you too young and stupid to realise that the saying ‘chop in water doh leave mark’ is no longer valid when you videotape yourself splashing in other people’s tub…….lmao…….i weak here!!!

  63. The best is
    “Madness is when Mr Live Wire hear most of the illegal immigrants he talking about working security for his firm and yet the media ent ask him if is an evacuation or a recruitment drive he doing in truth;”

    Hear nah, Trinis are the best comedians ever….

    So much levels to this immigration thing…

  64. Nice work…another angle on serious matters….

  65. This has been a while in coming.

  66. humm the wife “lovable” bai … Hug n kiss she eh ppl lol

  67. Time to put an end to all the madness.

  68. Lol… I did wonder if I was going too far with the pull bull line. *whistles*

  69. I real out of it. Porn star? Boat party DJ? Do tell Mr. Live Wire…….

  70. hahah my favorite 2 lines were “Madness is when that same TTFA president is the PNM’s treasurer although he faster see a La Diablesse than an independent auditor; ” and
    “Madness is when the National Security Minister vows to go house to house to crackdown on illegal immigrants all around the country but he ent rounds up his parang side to find Dana Seetahal’s murderer yet;” . Funny but dam true! smh!…ohh and the pull bull comment…hah classic too!

  71. I mostly get real damn vex, seldom cry over these things but yuh real make meh laugh tonight!

  72. Laugh or cry… We have to laugh sometimes I think.

  73. Fun times in the Banana Republic! Ah still laughing!

  74. Hahaha… What line did you like?

  75. hahahahah…Madness is reading this article twice and laughing at the same line each time! LOL

  76. hahhaha!!!! Journalist of the year wi. That is madness!!!! Great article

  77. I love it ….”Madness is when the National Security Ministry trying to placate tourists, Tourism trying to fund sport, Sport funding gangsters, and the Prime Minister telling us on the TV that this is what performance looks like.” – Nobody does it like you do Lasana – genuine talent!!! Keep going …