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Oops… I did it again

Fabien James, 23, attempted to rob Soca Chutney monarch KI at gunpoint, was himself shot in the process and then was caught lying to the Magistrate as to whether it was his first offence.

James apologized and was particularly sorry about being shot. His lawyer suggested the fact that he survived being shot might mean God has a bigger purpose for his life. Wired868 thinks a future in politics beckons.

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