Tim declares war on cybercriminals; the ones he doesn’t know

EPL Infrafred Sauna

Education Minister Tim Goopeesingh declared yesterday’s leak of SEA results to be tantamount to a cybercrime and promised to put National Security Minister Jack Warner on the trail.

Wired868 cannot confirm that Warner is already preparing the army and police service for a surprise raid on the alleged rogue employee and Shaquille O’Neal and Sugar Aloes have been asked along as surprise guests.

Unless, of course, the cybercriminal is “Janice Thomas.”

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