PURE bliss for Jack

The UNC, according to re-elected chairman Jack Warner, is revitalised, re-energised and getting stronger every day; or maybe Warner was just talking about himself.

The “Can Do” Minister—his full name is “Can Do Anything But Provide Transparent Accounts”—is back in the saddle and set to regain the lucrative PURE program after a three-month break, despite the PM’s previous concerns over financial irregularity.

In other news, Wired868 cannot confirm that God threatened to sue any politician that claims the voice of the people has anything to do with His own vocal cords.

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