Sputnik 2018: Mexico rules and Neymar rolls as Germany and Brazil pegged back in Russia

EPL Infrafred Sauna

A rocket in Rostov from Brazil midfield ace Philippe Coutinho might have been the individual highlight of day four in the Russia 2018 World Cup. But, by late evening, it was Mexican Mariachi music that made the biggest impact.

The “Samba Boys” failed to hold on their spectacular opener in Group E action this afternoon as they were held 1-1 by Switzerland, which brought an early end to a wave of schadenfraude after their European nemesis, Germany, were stunned 1-0 by Mexico.

Photo: Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho fires home a brilliant strike against Switzerland on 17 June 2018.
But the Samba Boys had to settle for a 1-1 draw.

The World Cup is not even a week old and already there are more twists and sub-plots than a Game of Thrones episode.

If anything, today’s curtain raiser—between Group E rivals Costa Rica and Serbia—was uncharacteristic, as the Europeans clinched a 1-0 win on the back of a thoroughly efficient display.

Costa Rica and Real Madrid custodian Keylor Navas has the agility and reflexes of a cat; but Serbia captain Aleksandr Kolarov made him look like a fish out of water with a brilliant second half free kick. And the toothless Costa Ricans never looked like recovering and would struggle to match their quarterfinal finish at the 2014 edition now.

There was no lack of bite from their Concacaf colleagues, Mexico, though, as “El Tricolour” displayed impressive vigour and ambition against a Germany team of such quality that coach Joachim Loew opted to travel without Manchester City shooting star, Leroy Sane.

More might be made of Sane’s absence now, especially as Germany failed to find the back of the net. But the real problem for “Die Mannschaft” seemed to be their lax transition after losing the ball.

Photo: Mexico goal scorer Hirving Lozano (left) celebrates with teammate Jesus Gallardo after his winner against Germany in Russia 2018 World Cup action on 17 June.
(Copyright FIFA)

In short, Germany’s defensive press—for the first hour, at least—looked as laboured and cringeworthy as MP Marlene McDonald chasing Michelle-Lee Ahye up the Lady Chancellor hill.

The game was just 58 seconds old when Mexico cut through the Germany backline like a hot knife through butter. Only a late, lunging Jerome Boateng tackle stopped Hirving “Chucky” Lozano from opening the scoring with less than a minute played.

They would deny Chucky for long, though, and the PSV attacker made no mistake from another impressive counter-attack in the 35th minute, as he stepped inside opposing playmaker, Mesut Ozil, to beat goalkeeper Manuel Neuer at his near post.

Child’s play? Sure looked like it.

Mexico custodian Guillermo Ochoa made a brilliant save to keep out a Toni Kroos free kick in the 35th minute while Germany essentially laid siege to the Mexican penalty area in the final 20 minutes. But the Mexican defensive wall was sturdy; and they made Germany pay for it.

Coach Juan Carlos Osorio even took the opportunity to give 39 year old defender Rafael Marquez a bit of history, as the veteran ex-Barcelona stand-out came off the bench to become only the third player to feature in five World Cup tournaments—after compatriot Antonio Carbajal and iconic former Germany captain, Lothar Matthaus.

Photo: Mexico veteran Rafael Marquez (centre) tied a record for five World Cup appearances against Germany on 17 June 2018.
(Copyright FIFA)

Marquez, incidentally, has been in the headlines for all the wrong reasons of late, after the US Treasury Department froze his bank accounts last year and banned American and United States-based companies from doing business with him—after alleging that the Mexico helped Sinaloa cartel drug lord, Raul Flores Hernandez, to launder blood money.

Thankfully for Mexico, Marquez has little fear of running into any Americans in Russia, thanks to a tremendous World Cup qualifying strike in Couva from young Carenage resident, Alvin Jones.

Brazil superstar Neymar—just returned from a lengthy injury layoff—had his heart set on the spotlight today as well and clearly had his hair done up for the occasion. But it was a forgettable afternoon for the Brazilian captain, who spent so much time on his back making exaggerated sounds of anguish that a few Woodbrook late night workers might have blushed knowingly.

No matter. Brazil looked perfectly capable of getting the job done without him, as current Barcelona star, Coutinho, opened the scoring in the 20th minute with a sensational, curling strike from on top of the opposing area.

It should have been the moment of magic that propelled the five-time champions to a comfortable win against the organised but hum-drum European outfit. But the stodgy Swiss team began to plug the holes in their rearguard and frustrate their illustrious opponents.

Photo: Hoss, that is NOT how you make a Swiss roll!
Switzerland midfielder Valon Behrami (right) remonstrates with Brazil star Neymar during 2018 World Cup action on 17 June.
(Copyright Jason Cairnduff/Reuters)

And, in the 50th minute, midfielder Steven Zuber capitalised on a rare sight of goal with a bullet header—against the run of play—from a Xherdan Shaqiri corner kick.

Replays suggested that Zuber pushed Miranda in the back before his decisive header but the Brazilians’ pleas for help from the VAR team fell on deaf ears.

Incidentally, one of the four VAR officials is an Argentine, Mauro Vigliano, but Mr Live Wire is sure Vigliano can be counted on to look beyond his own petty rivalries—just like former SPORTT chairman Dinanath Ramnarine. Cough, cough.

VAR, speed guns and Snapchat… Maybe technology has gone too far!

Photo: How many Mexicans are there on the field?!
The Germany football team has an impromptu meeting during their 1-0 World Cup loss to Mexico on 17 June 2018.

2018 World Cup

Group Stage

Today’s results

(Sunday 17 June)

Costa Rica 0, Serbia 1 (Aleksandr Kolarov 56), Group E, Samara;

Germany 0, Mexico 1 (Hirving Lozano 35), Group F, Moscow;

Brazil 1 (Coutinho 20), Switzerland 1 (Zuber 50), Group E, Rostov-On-Don.

Photo: Belgium attacker Eden Hazard (right) and Netherlands player Jetro Willems fight for the ball during their friendly in Brussels on 15 August 2012.
(Copyright AFP 2014/John Thys

Tomorrow’s fixtures

(Monday 18 June)

Sweden v Korea Republic, 8am, Group F, Nizhny Nivgorod;

Belgium v Panama, 11am, Group G, Sochi;

Tunisia v England, 2pm, Group G, Volgograd.

More from Wired868
Early Bird: Ranking the best: Champions League or World Cup? Maradona, Messi or Pelé?

“World Cup isn’t relevant anymore,” a 30-year-old sports editor colleague told me a few years ago. “[Uefa] Champions League is Read more

Eve urges Concacaf to punish Mexico, as T&T players subjected to racist abuse and death threats

Trinidad and Tobago Men’s National Senior Team interim head coach Angus Eve called on Concacaf to ‘make an example’ of Read more

Eve’s gamble pays off as Trinidad and Tobago defy Mexico; Phillip stars in goalless draw

Defiant, disciplined, dogged. The Soca Warriors are back! At the AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, the Trinidad and Tobago Men’s Read more

Nakhid: On politics and football; why Manning was irrelevant and Deschamps is a failure

A year or two before former Prime Minister Patrick Manning passed away, I wrote an article stating—among many other things—that Read more

Dissecting VAR and T&T’s World Cup lessons: Downer, Fenwick, Merere, Maylee and Ramdhan discuss

“Apart from the instruction to [assistant referees], I believe there is a more fundamental flaw, which is the referee must Read more

Unpacking the 2018 World Cup: Hart, Walkes, Hislop and Sheppard talk France, trends and lessons from Russia

“Teams that couldn’t adjust defensively and show patience and discipline to withstand those spells [of possession from opponents] found themselves Read more

About Mr. Live Wire

Mr. Live Wire
Mr. Live Wire is an avid news reader who translates media reports for persons who can handle the truth. And satire. Unlike Jack Nicholson, he rarely yells.

Check Also

Piggy, pussy and politics: Live Wire on Watson Duke’s bizarre local govt campaign launch

If you know you lack the muscle to handle the weight of a woman’s expectation, …


  1. Wiggle and fall he on shit right tru

  2. Lionel Messi endured a misstep in his opening game against Iceland. Missed penalty, misdirected shots from the action trenches.
    Neymar his former Barcelona team-mate, experienced similar frustrations on a night when Brazil had cause to lament a couple of costly decisions that went against them.
    Brazil struggled with Swiss physicality throughout the entire game and lost their way after an encouraging start.
    Brazil’s measure of control vaporized once Switzerland scored a good but physically bullied goal. The Switzerland winger headed home unmarked in the middle of the six-yard box then the tide began to turn.
    There was a surge of good fortune to Switzerland’s goal. Some referees would have penalized Zuber for a push on Miranda but that did not happen.
    Neymar had a more threatening final 20 minutes and there were moments when it looked like he and Coutinho would combine to hurt Switzerland but he spent a lot of time on the ground struggling to escape the close attentions of his opponents.

    Lichtsteiner had been booked for grabbing Neymar round the neck and throwing him to the ground.
    The Brazilian No10 was unable to do much after that
    Brazil in general, though, he will have to be more aggressive in bringing there “A” game forward. They have to involve a more upbeat Samba tempo than the usual offerings.
    Brazils’ next stop will be in St-Petersburg with Costa Rica on Friday. Is it unreasonable to expect a lot more?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.