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Put those Dicks away, Cuffie family takes centre-stage with bizarre graduation photo

It has not been an easy week to vault into the spotlight, as Trinidad and Tobago remains transfixed by the twists, turns and flips of the local gymnastics saga. Yet maybe it should not be altogether surprising that Pastor Winston Cuffie is emerging as a strong contender to get a jump on the Dicks.

Photo: Pastor Winston Cuffie. (Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
Photo: Pastor Winston Cuffie.
(Courtesy Miracle Ministries)

So Hannifer Dick’s tale about her race down Hell’s Highway in Fort McMurray on Friday April 15 was less plausible than Superman using AK47s to shoot terrorists?

That’s nothing. Pastor Cuffie invented time travel. And, just to be sure it was safe, he let his daughter, Victrina Cuffie, try it first.

How else can he explain Victrina’s graduating in 2016, yet somehow appearing in a University of London 2013 graduation photo?

The miraculous Miracles Ministries photo, which was also published as an advertisement in the Trinidad Express newspaper, was meant to be a public show of congratulations to Victrina by the doting Pastor Cuffie.

And, as Proverbs 18:12 states, “Before a downfall the heart is conceited, but humility comes before honour.”

Eh. Maybe Mr Live Wire pulled the wrong bible verse there.

Photo: Victrina Cuffie, the daughter of Pastor Winston Cuffie, graduates. Mr Live Wire cannot confirm without Victrina got a Bachelor's in BS. (Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
Photo: Victrina Cuffie, the daughter of Pastor Winston Cuffie, graduates.
Mr Live Wire cannot confirm whether Victrina got a Bachelor’s in BS.
(Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
Photo: A University of London graduation ceremony in 2013. But where is Victrina Cuffie? Look on the bottom right hand side of the top photograph another time.
Photo: A University of London graduation ceremony in 2013. But where is Victrina Cuffie?
Look on the bottom right hand side of the top photograph another time.

On Facebook, ‘doubting Thomases’ reacted by criticising Pastor Cuffie for photo manipulation, which, frankly, is a sad indictment of how cynical Trinidad and Tobago has become.

So, a man of God cannot alter the space-time continuum and send his daughter back three years to photobomb some law students without eye-rolling?

Next, they would probably be saying that Tanty Kamla didn’t turn a spliff back into a green leaf-like substance.

Mr Live Wire sees the Cuffie parable as the most heartwarming family tale since two Dicks got together to jam an unsuspecting 20 year gymnast.

“And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be belittled,” said Matthew 23:12, “and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.”

Photo: Then Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar (second from left) poses with (from left) Pastor Winston Cuffie, his daughter Winsie-Ann Cuffie and US evangelist Benny Hinn. Mr Live Wire has no way of knowing whether Tanty Kamla is thinking: Okay, which one of you suckers can turn water into wine?! (Copyright Trinidad Guardian)
Photo: Then Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar (second from left) poses with (from left) Pastor Winston Cuffie, his daughter Winsie-Ann Cuffie and US evangelist Benny Hinn.
Mr Live Wire has no way of knowing whether Tanty Kamla is thinking: Okay, which one of you suckers can turn water into wine?!
(Copyright Trinidad Guardian)

Undoubtedly, Victrina is a model of humility and understated success. Not many students graduate from law school with a degree in photoshop.

 

Editor’s Note: The photograph that the Cuffie was family was too humble to share…

Photo: The snap that the Cuffie family was too modest to share. Nice one, Vicki! (Courtesy Anonymous)
Photo: Nice one, Vicki!
(Courtesy Anonymous)

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190 comments

  1. Twisting the holy book to suit himself

  2. OMG; Victrina photoshopped in grad pic. Fraud.

  3. Preaching and bleaching …end the sentence anyone

  4. Cuffie you’re a big fraud .

  5. Ignoring the photo (which is a fraud). Did she graduate from the said university?? I tried checking to find her name as a graduate of the university and I am coming up empty.

  6. What is latest with this? Was any statement forthcoming?

  7. He’s doing the very thing that the Government does..rub shoulders with the rich and robbing the poor; you going to church,living in ur one room apt,paying tithes and offerings and those bitches getting rich of you..and his kids are the only ones that excels at the school ?

  8. It’s a miracle what Photoshop can do.

  9. Why photoshop it ? If she did in fact graduate from the school, wouldn’t there be a legitimate picture that they could’ve shown ???

  10. To everyone let us not judge this man and his family let God judge him and his family .Why not highlight the positive stuff this man and his ministry doing instead of focusing on the negatives.Half of allyuh who making comments robbing god tithes and people who holding higher office in this country doing more wrongs than Cuffie but the piblic not seeing that .Let God be the judge on judgement day not flesh but spirit

  11. …that’s a piss poor job at photoshopping ..

  12. The video where she bowed like the chinese before her did?

  13. The sad part about this is the girl actually did graduate and attend the graduation ceremony. It’s on video. Why he would do this rubbish to have her subject to all this ridicule is beyond me.

  14. De man is a false prophet, plain talk!!!!

  15. Sometimes you wonder how stupid do people really think people really are! Sigh

  16. AND ASSHOLES KEEP GIVING1/10 th OF THEIR SALARY TO HIM ..AND ALL THE OTHERS $$$$$$$$$ IDIOTS!

  17. but is pastor cuffie we speaking about have some respect