Wired868 has been unreliably advised that, although the rainfall might seem bad, it is actually six percent less than showers last week and 15 percent less than what was experienced the week before that. So citizens are actually benefitting from what is now known as an increase in the decrease.
Just to be safe though, the National Security Minister has again sent a first-responder to Diego Martin. Wired868 cannot confirm that the cameraman is now in place outside the Opposition Leader’s office.
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