Jamaica PM declares on zero

Jamaica PM Portia Simpson-Miller demanded an immediate resolution to the impasse between star batsman Chris Gayle and the WICB. And, if that wasn’t enough, the PM promised to “follow up” once necessary. Ahmm, thanks.

WICB blasted the PM for overstepping her mark. Wired868 believes she ran out of hot air before she even got to the bowling crease.

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