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It has not been an easy week to vault into the spotlight, as Trinidad and Tobago remains transfixed by the twists, turns and flips of the local gymnastics saga. Yet maybe it should not be altogether surprising that Pastor Winston Cuffie is emerging as a strong contender to get a jump on the Dicks.
(Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
So Hannifer Dick’s tale about her race down Hell’s Highway in Fort McMurray on Friday April 15 was less plausible than Superman using AK47s to shoot terrorists?
That’s nothing. Pastor Cuffie invented time travel. And, just to be sure it was safe, he let his daughter, Victrina Cuffie, try it first.
How else can he explain Victrina’s graduating in 2016, yet somehow appearing in a University of London 2013 graduation photo?
The miraculous Miracles Ministries photo, which was also published as an advertisement in the Trinidad Express newspaper, was meant to be a public show of congratulations to Victrina by the doting Pastor Cuffie.
And, as Proverbs 18:12 states, “Before a downfall the heart is conceited, but humility comes before honour.”
Eh. Maybe Mr Live Wire pulled the wrong bible verse there.
Mr Live Wire cannot confirm whether Victrina got a Bachelor’s in BS.
(Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
Look on the bottom right hand side of the top photograph another time.
On Facebook, ‘doubting Thomases’ reacted by criticising Pastor Cuffie for photo manipulation, which, frankly, is a sad indictment of how cynical Trinidad and Tobago has become.
So, a man of God cannot alter the space-time continuum and send his daughter back three years to photobomb some law students without eye-rolling?
Next, they would probably be saying that Tanty Kamla didn’t turn a spliff back into a green leaf-like substance.
Mr Live Wire sees the Cuffie parable as the most heartwarming family tale since two Dicks got together to jam an unsuspecting 20 year gymnast.
“And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be belittled,” said Matthew 23:12, “and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.”
Mr Live Wire has no way of knowing whether Tanty Kamla is thinking: Okay, which one of you suckers can turn water into wine?!
(Copyright Trinidad Guardian)
Undoubtedly, Victrina is a model of humility and understated success. Not many students graduate from law school with a degree in photoshop.
Editor’s Note: The photograph that the Cuffie was family was too humble to share…
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She did attend the graduation though…
https://www.facebook.com/djChristChild/videos/vb.696445275/10156723020865276/?type=2&theater
OMG OMG……I thought you all were bad until I read the story and saw the pics. Conceited is not the word I want to use but will have to suffice.
In the last days son of men say it will have plenty of faults preacher, and lots of sin and today watch around and tell me , He is just doing what he was Order to do by forces
Pastor Cuffie you need to explain this.
The man has always been a businessman he not on Jesus its about show business, that’s common knowledge ,who has ears to hear let them hear and see
Correct is right!!
This photo is actually on the Miracle Ministries Facebook page posted by the church…u tell me ?
Then didn’t he use this instead of that photoshop nonsense
This one looks photoshopped as well
This is also photoshopped
????. Them lower than the white line in the road. ?
Oh… And congrats to Victrina Cuffie on graduating from law school. Yayy! (Get “better” photos next time tho!)
Why doh ???? ?????
PRIDE! One of the 7 deadly sins!
While we at it, what going on with that next fraudster; Kitty Lutchmansingh? They get back the results of the DNA test yet?
Lasana Liburd…AMEN! Thank you for calling a spade a spade…and not…a piece of earth moving equipment.
I sorry for the poor child. Sins of the father! Now she is being ridiculed.
And
Oh gosh I love it…my talented Trinis Lasana Liburd use this one too
Sooooooo shouldn’t that photo from the University have copyright rights?
Didn’t he get his PhD from a fake university as well? What’s good for the goose…
And Kelvin Baldoesingh makes sure we never forget in his articles . Lol !
Reay, I wonder if God put a billboard in the middle of Jerusalem with his son, Jesus, walking on water. Lol.
Is Cuffie a better father than Jehovah? I’m just ad-libbing here. 🙂
Mebbe down by Cross Crossing,San Fernando.
Lol. Then again, I suppose people might counter that God commissioned a holy book on what His son got up to. So maybe I have to take that back. 🙂
This is what investigative journalism about .
Maybe is time someone does some research concerning all these awards given to his children
Very strange indeed . And which hospital is his daughter who is the doctor employed in .?
She was at Mt Hope about 2years ago
She was one of the interns in accident and emergency
Abeo Jackson She is still at mt hope then ?
Or England ?
I dunno. I only know that she was then cuz she happened to be there when I had my accident. But shouldn’t be too hard to find out
Whew…I was wondering if she was actually doctor.
Abeo Jackson Great ! I know the other daughter who did ACCA did actually exceed cause I am attending the same institution .
On a serious note, we (including myself) laughing but this is very dishonest, if he can do this and see nothing wrong with it then what other dishonest things he did hiding behind God? What he’s doing to his daughters is not healthy. He holds his daughters so high, nothing should be wrong with this because all parents will do the same. However, how he does it is very strange and unhealthy. Seems like his daughters skip being teenagers to fulfill his will and dreams. He better hope they don’t break out with the slightest smell of freedom.
Yes. It must be really tough to be a lil Cuffie.
Very tough… You have to be perfect, preach on a Sunday, win all the awards in school. Your father plaster your face on billboards… it’s actually sad. He should let his little girls be little girls and try to keep them out of the spotlight.
The man like he’s running a dynasty. Wonder if God plastered Jesus’ name on billboards back in the ole days…
“Here is my boy, Jesus, walking on water…” 🙂
I had the “privilege” of judging Winsiann for school’s drama festival some years ago at Cuffie’s school self and her behaviour when their school didn’t make it to the finals sanctioned by the teachers present was much less than desirable. She was a brat. I think their lives are one of unchallenged entitlement.
Yuh give me a Dick flashback there Abeo.
You see the similarities eh. Lol
Dick…..Flash.. this thing will never stop will it?? I mean “Willy” it?
I think we need an investigative column on the cuffies by Mark Bassant and others on their dynasty/ lifestyle
Once it ain’t taxpayers money, the priority is low if you ask me.
I had two masters dehlgrees at 34 you think my mother proud ad she was contemplated putting up a billboard on the highway congratulating me? Madness not even if she could afford…maybe not even a Livewire ad…lol
Lasana Liburd Thing is that there are some people (too many!) who hold him up as an exemplar and role model. They need to know these things. Whether they take any action is up to them.
Judy-ann, who they choose to give their money to is their business. But, yeah, we can give them a bligh when some blatant nonsense is happening and point it out.
Maybe it is a testimony of his character. Maybe not. Up to them.
My tithes go to Netflix. I will do like Rachel and give Jesus his money when I see him! ???
Did you know that apparently he was distanced from the Pentecostal Church several years ago? He is not a member anymore and operates on his own.
Rogue like Palin eh? Nice. Lol
Imaging this man got the chaconia gold from the UNC government…them good yes smfh
I would give him the Trinity Cross for inventing time travel. But that’s just me.
Lol that is some feat
Your brand of satire is priceless Burd even when it trained on my own…keep doing thing in your professional way…lol…and I’m not surprised when a ‘ man of God’ used his weekly inspirational spot to defend anything political wong for the 5 years between 2010 and 2015…at least Mr Sat Maharaj didnt hide his opinion behind religious beliefs…
Lasana I don’t know why he felt it necessary to go through such lengths because I can confirm she attended the graduation. He sick yes … smh
And he got money from the UNC government for Xmas. Wonder what he did with it…
Question: Does Pastor Cuffie think the world is filled with idiots?
Answer: He has a million dollar lifestyle funded by poor people on the back of sermons about the merits of living humbly and averting one’s gaze from material things…
Soooooo yea. Lolol
Yes… to him we’re all asses
The next thing cuffie will photoshop is his daughters receiving Nobel Peace Prize
?????
Is to distribute prints of this article at his church this morning
Cuffie is known for these type of fraudulent shenanigans. Her doctoral degree is also fake. Purchased from a degree mill.
Cuffie used his congregation s money to purchase false papers for all his children.Check out the timeline that his daughter became a doctor.Yes Dr winnsie Ann cuffie,she became a doctor in less time that is required to study to become a doctor.I’m sure that is one doctor I don’t want to put her hands on me.Is time they investigate this fraud star of a pastor, because clearly he is storing his treasures right here on earth.God will deal with these Antichrist.
No. She spent 5 years at UWI. Her certificate is real. I do not know about the others but she worked for her degree.
Wade mark papers was real to until they found him out,I’m not gonna believe anything coming out of Mr cuffies mouth again if you could stoop so low to photoshoot your daughter’s graduation pic that is dishonesty and I know that the God I serve do not like dishonest people so he must be representing some other God and not the one who stands for truth,honesty and integrity.
I went to UWI at about the same time as his daughter, Sherrose. Her degree is real
Wiston Cuff He, Dick and Photoshop pic
Hmmmm… interesting
All the photos in that montage ad are suspect! Each and every one!
All the photos in that montage ad are suspect! Each and every one!
Sheep in wolf clothing false prophet nearer to church further from god
The wise must live off the fool
And the truth shall set you free…..I’m sure he didn’t see that coming…..getting rich of the poor and needy….typical pastors in Trinidad….
Not only in Trinidad. All over the world. Disgusting.
I have always maintained that he is a fake. He is a charlatan living off the insecurities of others.
Don’t blame him…. blame the educated ones who supports his lifestyle!!!
All I have to say is…”OH GOD!”
Oh Lord.
oh dear.. oh dear dear dear…
No man. He not serious about life
People really surprised by this?? Lol… come on … oh, what was that commandment? “Though shalt not be vain”?? Like no one realizes there is a particular “favored” family who happens to be the epitome of vanity. . Especially the father and his doctor daughter..
damn but then again I’m very cynical about Christianity on the whole though 😉
Dem 2 saddd weee..wonder how dey sleep at night.. Dat is jus wrong
Tell Dr Deosarran that is also a crime
Thanks,Steven Khan.I feel Victrinated.They also told me I can’t get the Zika virus.
Fraud
This is really sad, I sacrificed to attend this graduation but had I known I would hv just photoshopped my way man … smdh … Sad just sad
He embarrassed his daughter.
Total embarrassment. It bothered me so much I literally went back and looked at our webcast to see if she really attended and she did so all of this made no sense. I shared the webcast with friends and family and gave them the exact time to skip to and they would see me, is best he had done that instead of all this folly … smh
According to Tyler Perry’s alter ego Madea:
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“Oh Lort..”
Oh god this man too sweet
Photoshop fail