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It has not been an easy week to vault into the spotlight, as Trinidad and Tobago remains transfixed by the twists, turns and flips of the local gymnastics saga. Yet maybe it should not be altogether surprising that Pastor Winston Cuffie is emerging as a strong contender to get a jump on the Dicks.
(Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
So Hannifer Dick’s tale about her race down Hell’s Highway in Fort McMurray on Friday April 15 was less plausible than Superman using AK47s to shoot terrorists?
That’s nothing. Pastor Cuffie invented time travel. And, just to be sure it was safe, he let his daughter, Victrina Cuffie, try it first.
How else can he explain Victrina’s graduating in 2016, yet somehow appearing in a University of London 2013 graduation photo?
The miraculous Miracles Ministries photo, which was also published as an advertisement in the Trinidad Express newspaper, was meant to be a public show of congratulations to Victrina by the doting Pastor Cuffie.
And, as Proverbs 18:12 states, “Before a downfall the heart is conceited, but humility comes before honour.”
Eh. Maybe Mr Live Wire pulled the wrong bible verse there.
Mr Live Wire cannot confirm whether Victrina got a Bachelor’s in BS.
(Courtesy Miracle Ministries)
Look on the bottom right hand side of the top photograph another time.
On Facebook, ‘doubting Thomases’ reacted by criticising Pastor Cuffie for photo manipulation, which, frankly, is a sad indictment of how cynical Trinidad and Tobago has become.
So, a man of God cannot alter the space-time continuum and send his daughter back three years to photobomb some law students without eye-rolling?
Next, they would probably be saying that Tanty Kamla didn’t turn a spliff back into a green leaf-like substance.
Mr Live Wire sees the Cuffie parable as the most heartwarming family tale since two Dicks got together to jam an unsuspecting 20 year gymnast.
“And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be belittled,” said Matthew 23:12, “and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.”
Mr Live Wire has no way of knowing whether Tanty Kamla is thinking: Okay, which one of you suckers can turn water into wine?!
(Copyright Trinidad Guardian)
Undoubtedly, Victrina is a model of humility and understated success. Not many students graduate from law school with a degree in photoshop.
Editor’s Note: The photograph that the Cuffie was family was too humble to share…
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Oh how wonderful! Jesus was at her graduation too? She must be pretty special ?
‘Man of the cloth.’ He has so many followers. How much lower can he get. Not surprised though.
They beat back the Dicks ????
Say it’s not so
lmaooo
Ppl really believed that every one of his daughters top the world in sonething ? Yet somehow every media house and social media platform miss it? Only paid ads to inform us of their awards?
Well, a Trini graduating from law school isn’t exactly front page news eh. 🙂
Top of the world in acca? The first one
True. Man too big for that. He buys his own page!
coughs, sputters, chokes, jamette laugh…kyar kyaaarrr buh wah de arse iz this…but why some people so unnecessary, just to boast and put up billboard and trick people into sending their kids to your school. Why Why, if your children bright then great for you and them. Geez pride really goeth before a fall. #narcissist #cultleader?
I thought I saw Anil in a corner there but I may have been mistaken.
We’ll well yess
Lasana you never cease to amaze me aye these people not easy nuh…..
Lasana Liburd someone needs to do some more investigation into this. because if he went though the trouble to get her “certified” as an accountant, we need to know who was in charge of the finances at his church.
This was unnecessary. Why do something like this? Smh
Imagine how utterly gullible you must be to be a follower of his. The man is clearly a narcissist and megalomaniac, his Express columns display such a sorry lack of logic and reason, it is embarrassing. Rachel Price put it best yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPudrCp29uQ
Take win!
Lol. I don’t think he writes express columns….just paid advertisements. Those little things in the boxes praising Tanty Kamla were all paid for!
Win!
Hahahha
This is unbelievable. More disappointing and unnecessary.
Listen to me! Jesus himself came down!
I have to figure out a way to ban Sana from the Internet yes ????
???
Cannot stop laffing. …..
I just glad he finally get make out. Blasted shameless self opinionated ass .
As Benny HInn might say, ‘pass the sick/er offering bucket.
I dying here….he not serious, that is a poor attempt at photoshop
They clearly took the crash course.
Wait nah….I now watching this thing good…is photoshop them photoshop she in de pic? Lmao nah man
any chance of taking back that national award?
So what? We don’t believe in miracles anymore? Smh
???
Sign of the times yes. Lol
i feel i going to open a church to yes
I’ve always known he was a fraudster!
I hope your pastor have a direct line to Heaven too because if eh don’t, your ass in Hell. Pastor Cuffie doh make joke with he famlee, yuh know…. And he have strings on earth too so yuh better make sure and go to church tomorrow and pray fuh forgiveness.
Cuffie and his family so strange. Everything about them strange, now they give us this photo. The guy put up about 3 billboards on the south highway with his daughter collecting an ACCA award, for a man of the cloth he is obsessed with dying his hair black. He wears so much makeup it looks like he use cake soap on his face. The guy and his family strange.
Strange is an understatement.
And yet still ppl give him their money every week in church. I hope this is not another Jim Jones in the making. History has a funny way of repeating itself
Well it seems they are also obsessed with billboards
The calypso of a few years ago by Bodyguard comes to my mind… “False Papers”… By the way, who was cuff he supporting????
Then again this fraudulent behaviour shouldn’t surprise anyone.
I put nothing past the PASTor.
Lol. Clearly we live in a cynical era.
Damn you Lasana Liburd you beat me to the punch with this post! lol
bawls out!!! hahahahah bvawahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow!!
And he came unto his own,and his own believed him not.A wicked and faithless generation.
Lol
Lmaooooo is long time Winston (stopped callin him pastor a long time now) behaving so. What does go tru these ppl minds tho?
Oh gouuudd!
Lasana Liburd, you keep me on toes
Behold the power of Photoshop! Fraud!!!
What manner of sorcery is this?
Lmao A Bachelor’s in BS!
Aaron we need to meet and talk some more about your volunteering initiative…
Ok kool
hahahaha oh gosh… no words…
It’s a MIRACLE…
This was so very funny. Isn’t he the Trinidad version of innocent Cuffie? Cuffie started to cry cry cry Lol
That laugh was very much needed! I know it’s a stupid question but is Winsie Ann really a medical doctor?? Did Sherose really win an award?? Find out next time on our new reality show “THE BIGGEST LIAR” !
He had a vision?
this can clearly be seen as photoshop madness. How shameless of these people.
The pastor lied. Is that irony or expectation at this point?
Lolol I giggling about this alllll day
Man you on de ball! Pardon de pun! I just read about this!??