EMA investigates St Barbara’s fowl smell

Archbishop Barbara Burke, or, if she prefers, “Saint Barbara”, and PM Kamla Persad-Bissessar were surprised by a fowl smell at the launch of the St Barbara’s Primary School in Maloney last Friday. The EMA will now investigate.

Wired868 recommends that EMA investigators, during the course of their work, follow the longstanding Arima custom of rolling car windows up in the vicinity of the school due to the Arawak chicken farm next door.

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