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Sex, lies and audiotape; Warner continues charge on alleged ‘Cougar in Chief’

So much for the People’s Partnership’s attack on PNM leader Dr Keith Rowley for wining on a teenager.

There is always the likelihood of heavy hypocrisy and immense irony when Chaguanas West MP and former FIFA money transfer extraordinaire Jack Warner is lecturing about wrongdoing. But, not for the first time in the past fortnight, it is his former Cabinet colleagues that squirmed most uncomfortably.

Photo: Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar (left) and Leader of Government Business Roodal Moonilal presumably discuss Parliamentary morality. (Courtesy Baltimore Post)
Photo: Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar (left) and Leader of Government Business Roodal Moonilal presumably discuss Parliamentary morality.
(Courtesy Baltimore Post)

In the latest press gathering of Warner’s long farewell tour, the former Minister of National Security, Works, Transport and Phone Taping revealed a fresh tale of sex, bribes, kickbacks, extortion and fraud.

Naturally, nobody heard anything said after the “sex” part.

Thus far, the title-loving Prime Minister SC has refused to claim the additional portfolio of “Cougar in Chief.” But it will take years before the image of a grinning Glenn Ramdharsingh allegedly telling his driver Jit Hardeen, two years ago at approximately 2.30 am, that: “we got her high so Kristyan can fix up.”

At the time, Kamla Persad-Bissessar was 61. Kristyan Gokool was 33. But don’t expect rabid PP supporters like P*****p to demand to see birth papers in this scenario.

Of course, the only “evidence” thus far is a former FIFA vice president who couldn’t pick Truth out if it was the only member of a police line-up, a SRP driver who changes his version of events according to who is recording him and the reported discovery of what appeared to be marijuana on a window sill rather than in someone’s hand or purse.

Photo: Ahmmm...
Photo: Ahmmm…

And what was the weed doing outside the window anyway? Thankfully, there were no reported sightings of a soucouyant in south Trinidad.

Mr Live Wire must stress that Tanty Kamla could be absolutely innocent of all the innuendos. The problem is when you lead Cabinet ministers allegedly prone to nibbling nipples, touching up tot tots, pulling pokemons, molesting maids and mauling mistresses, it is inevitable that people will one day wonder: What is your vice exactly, PM?

Whatever the extent of Tanty Kamla’s generosity to her young, male neighbour, one should recognise that no crime was committed by his alleged presence. Even if he did take the entire night to deliver his cup of sugar.

In fact, after an era when Justice Minister Herbert Volney spearheaded Section 34 and National Security Minister Warner was pursued by the FBI, the allegedly self-titled “assistant to the Prime Minister’s husband” might have been the only person living up to his job title.

Allegedly, of course. Mr Live Wire has no intention of joining Warner in court.

Photo: Oh gaddo! Nah Live Wire... Yuh gone too far this time!
Photo: Oh gaddo! Nah Live Wire… Yuh gone too far this time!

It is the other non-salacious stuff that needs urgent investigation.

Crooked policemen? An inefficient Integrity Commission? Politicians enriching themselves on the public purse? Ministers who do nothing but show up to gallery in Parliament? Corrupt contractors…

Wait a minute. Did Warner really tell us anything we didn’t know already? Or was that the best repackaging of old food stuff since mammy’s bread pudding?

Warner was at pains to stress his noble intentions today at the press conference, which was held at the Normandie Hotel and not the Centre of Excellence that he allegedly stole from CONCACAF.

“I didn’t come here to demolish Kamla,” he said, while trying to demolish Kamla.

His patriotic fervour.

“I have an obligation to expose this country to who Kamla Persad-Bissessar is,” he said, two years after recording her supposed misdeeds.

And his trustworthiness.

Photo: Ex-FIFA vice-president Jack Warner (left) and Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar share a light moment during the 2010 FIFA Under-17 Women's World Cup in Trinidad and Tobago. Warner served as Works Minister and National Security Minister for the People's Partnership Government before his resignation in 2013. (Courtesy FIFA.com)
Photo: Ex-FIFA vice-president Jack Warner (left) and Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar share a light moment during the 2010 FIFA Under-17 Women’s World Cup in Trinidad and Tobago.
Warner served as Works Minister and National Security Minister for the People’s Partnership Government before his resignation in 2013.
(Courtesy FIFA.com)

“Sometimes you have to crush grapes to make wine,” said Warner, after playing a recording of Hardeen expressing fear for his life and begging to be left out of the affair.

The FBI has a great recipe for wine too. Although, granted, it might not be as good as Kristyan’s.

About Mr. Live Wire

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Mr. Live Wire is an avid news reader who translates media reports for persons who can handle the truth. And satire. Unlike Jack Nicholson, he rarely yells.

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142 comments

  1. And after the exposes they forgot everything else! Any word on anyof their candidates?

  2. Since Jack’s indictment they forget Keith!

  3. go back into the archives on trevor sudama ,piece on how her application to be a member of the unc,and panday’s admonishment of her and a picture can be pieced together

  4. Notice that they don’t have time for KR any more? Hands too full!

  5. well i guess i if panday was the lion, she is the lioness :/

  6. the role of the victim,this is in the prepared script by her handlers,damage control,is being played out here,try and court the press throw oil ontroubled waters.jack has dealth her several mortal blows,the slope is slippery down hill

  7. Why would I feel as if Jack attacked and/or insulted me? I didn’t send for Krystian who was ready and waiting at the Carlton Savannah at 2am in the moring while I was allegedly high!

  8. I note her speech wasn’t vetted properly.
    She referred to herself as a “lioness” apparently…
    The correct term is “cougar”, Tanty Kams! 🙂

  9. Enjoyed this! Given that she claims to have been blackmailed and did not give in, this is tantamount to saying that there is something to blackmail me for. She certainly didn’t send the TTPS for the blackmailer. Problem with them is that after loudly talking about how delusional JW is , they quietly confirm a few days later that the information he gave was true. In two days we may have the confirmation of this story! Lol!

  10. Uh, i was more or less insulted by the fact that she would insinuate that this attack on her is an attack against all women. THAT is rubbish. Her ineptitude as a leader is HER responsibility, not mine.

  11. no one admits the truth ,it is part of our culture,expressed denials ,the voice on the tape is sounding similar,but there is soft wear which can verify or authenticate the voice of the young man.a serious breach of security and protocol took place.it seems people under estimated warner’s cunning not knowing he would keep records ,no sympathy for them.

  12. Tanty might as well just own the thing now. Not like rumours about her nocturnal behaviour is anything new.

  13. nah nah nah Richard Zen O’Brien…dah kinda behaviour is not no Aunty behaviour….is Tanty now

  14. Lol @ ‘Tanty’..no more ‘Aunty’?

  15. Tanty on her own here yes…..is more like “shocked” and “ashamed” we feeling

  16. Roll call: Any other women feel “attacked” or “insulted” by Jack Warner’s revelations? Or is Tanty Kamla taking the “Mother of the Nation” thing too far?

  17. Leave the happy doggie out of this! 🙂

  18. Lasana the pic couldn’t be a some kind of subliminal reference to doggystyle? O geeeeeed shouldn’t have gone there!

  19. I thought a pic of a winking Tanty Kams as the cover photo might be overkill and too much for some people’s constitutions. Lol.
    So I gave the happy doggie a go. 🙂

  20. Nice pic, Lasana should get the 2015 LOL photo award.

  21. i still cannot get over the pic of the dog! lol

  22. Lol. If we don’t study what jack saying murders will stop or get solved?

  23. And will continue with or without Jack, what’s your point????

  24. Things that make you go, no Lord say it ain’t so! All this coming out if true it’s really sad, PM shld have call elections sooner.

  25. ..while the fixation with Jack continues..murders continue unabated…

  26. Wait until Alyuh see the video that will be busing soon ent. Gordon Pierre. Them really good yes.

  27. Remember the Republicans who went after Clinton? Every one of them were having affairs.

  28. we need to see the immoral individuals whom we placed our trust in

  29. And how exactly does viewing a sex tape if there is one help us get rid of them?! Steups

  30. Nicole Ulerie these people came to office claiming they were clean,new faces in town,what is the result,our credibility as a people is questioned international and regionally,emailgate we are now having a remake of prison gate this week,the same attorneys who benefited handsomely are back in business again,the same sex and lies .no ease up

  31. Smh. Look whe Albert Edwards gone!!! I doubt I EVER wanna see a sex tape wit Kamla!! Barf!!!

  32. trini version of sex ,lies and deception,the gloves are off where is the sex tape,every one in show business does one ,is there any one in cyberspace

  33. ‘The problem is when you lead cabinet ministers prone to nibbling nipples!’………lol you really need to read the rest! Relevant and witty!

  34. Lasana Liburd where you found that dog pic?

  35. And Cadiz on news lambasting Warner for unethical behaviour. They all jokey oui. Talk about plenty coal pots calling kettles black. It would be funny if it wasn’t so disgusting. But i love the term “Cougar in Chief”

  36. Dr Keith Rowley did not wine on any one, always remember that, but JACK WARNER now wining on them everyday.

  37. Well no lawyer letters yet. Methinks there is some truth somewhere lurking behind, between or next to the lies.

  38. Mel, get back to serious business he.