Calypso icon David Rudder survived another attempted murder by gossip this Carnival after he was forced to quell rumours of his death for the third successive festive season.
Rudder told the media to please dismiss any such talk of his demise next Carnival Tuesday; unless he really is dead. Either way, satire is sure to be alive and kicking.
Mr. Live Wire is an avid news reader who translates media reports for persons who can handle the truth. And satire. Unlike Jack Nicholson, he rarely yells.