Machel feted, Duane head ‘hotting’

Machel Montano is ready to be named “Ambassador Fete” as the soca star wants the title of official cultural ambassador to be added to his $2.5 million Soca and Groovy Monarch cash prizes and his Road March crown in an all-conquering 2012 Carnival season.

In other news, it is alleged that Calypso Monarch Duane O’ Connor asked Crime Watch host Ian Alleyne to hunt down the additional $500,000 cash prize promised for his own triumph.

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